egg-vertising
CBS puts ads on eggs
I mean, it makes sense, I guess. We're running out of places to put ads. They've got your TV obviously, and your baseball field, magazine, internet, sometimes even your car. Eggs are like millions of tiny little billboards saying, hey, look at me. Maybe soon we'll be able to choose ad free eggs for one price, or subsidized eggs for another price. Since you can also choose organic or non, cage free or cruel, brown or white, and medium, large or extra large, that brings the total possible number of egg variations to what... Anybody? Bueller? 2*2*2*2*3 = 48 different variations! Plus you can get 6, 12 or 18 eggs in a box. We'll need an entire store just for eggs!
Next week, class, we'll discuss the business and ethical ramifications of printing ads on the moon, so everyone can see them, all night long. Cheers.
I mean, it makes sense, I guess. We're running out of places to put ads. They've got your TV obviously, and your baseball field, magazine, internet, sometimes even your car. Eggs are like millions of tiny little billboards saying, hey, look at me. Maybe soon we'll be able to choose ad free eggs for one price, or subsidized eggs for another price. Since you can also choose organic or non, cage free or cruel, brown or white, and medium, large or extra large, that brings the total possible number of egg variations to what... Anybody? Bueller? 2*2*2*2*3 = 48 different variations! Plus you can get 6, 12 or 18 eggs in a box. We'll need an entire store just for eggs!
Next week, class, we'll discuss the business and ethical ramifications of printing ads on the moon, so everyone can see them, all night long. Cheers.
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